Friday, July 13, 2012

KASHMIR - HUMOROUSLY EXPLAINED

Received this joke by email. Although it is just a joke, it reflects on the stark reality of Kashmir where warm blood of Indian armed forces is washed away by cold ink of media and partisan elements. Those supporting freedom or Pakistan need to understand that if not for Indian Army they would be slaves of Pakistan. Look at how Pakistanis are treating their own countrymen in Balochistan and NWFP. If you find this joke in bad taste or want to criticize me, please keep your thoughts to yourself.

A Kashmiri, a reporter and a tough old soldier were captured by terrorists in Kashmir . The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets.

The Kashmiri said,'Well, I'm a foodie, so I'd like one last plate of tandoori chicken.' The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the Chicken. The Kashmiri ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.'

The reporter said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and the reporter dictated his comments. He then said, 'Now I can die happy.'

The leader turned to the soldier and asked, 'And now, Havaldarji, what is your final wish?

'Kick me in the ass,' said the soldier.

'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?'

'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the soldier.

So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The soldier went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his fatigues and shot the leader dead. In the resulting
confusion, he emptied his firearm on six terrorists, then with his knife he slashed the throat of one, and with an AK-47, which he took from one of the already dead terrorists, sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 5.

In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives.

As the soldier was untying the Kashmiri and the reporter, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass? 

'Because' replied the soldier, 'if I had shot first, you two assholes would have reported that I was the aggressor and the root cause of all the blood shedding in Kashmir ?'

.... Such is the irony of Indian Democracy where terrorists like Ajmal Kasab and their supporters roam free, while soldiers have to fight with their hands tied behind their backs!!

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