Hotel California - Gujju style

On Eastern express highway

Navratan tel in my hair

Warm smell of theplas

rising up in the air

Up ahead in the distance

I saw a shimmering light

My had(head) grew havy(heavy), aney, my sight grew dim

It was Hetal ben I was right!

There she stood on the highway

I heard the ringtone bale(bell)

And I was thinking to myself

This could be Phalguni Pathak, not Adele

Then she lit up a metch(match) stick and she showed me the way

There were voices down the corridor

I thote I heard them say...

Welcome to the nite of disco dandiya

Such a lovely place

Such a lovely face

Planty of food at disco dandiya

Nine nights of year, you can find it here

Her mind is gathiya-twisted, she got the healthy thighs

She got a lot of pratty pratty boys, that she calls bhais!

How they do garba in cot yard, switt summer swat

Some go arararara, and some forgat!

So I called Baku fui's husband

please bring my chaas

he said we havent had that glass since we have nirjal upwaas

End steel those voices are colin froam far hawey!

Wake you up in the middle of ratrau

Just to hear them say...

Welcome to night of disco dandiya

Such a lovely base

Underneath your drase 

They shakin it up at disco dandiya

what a nice surprise, bring Rames, Sures bhais!

Mirrors on the ghagra choli

Pink odhni that is supakk nice

Aney she jau we are al just dancer here, wearing zari work on our Levi's

And then at Ghatkopar samaaj hole,

They gaythered for the feast

They eat it all with gusto

and go back to buffet hole for one more repeat!

Last thing I remember, I was

Running for the loo

I had to wait back

for people to finish before

Relax said Bakul maasa

We are programmed to receive

You can EAT as much as you want

But you cannot just SHEET!!

Navratri wala ben ;)